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unconventionallyintelligent asked: Henry....I can't get my stunner to charge. And I didn't drop this one. Like the last two.

*sighs* Bring it to my lab I’ll see if I can fix it. I might have just over loaded. Some of the older ones have done that, I thought I weeded them out but I might have missed one.

Disney Characters Magic Anon

• Aladdin: Congratulations! You have a magic lamp that grants you three wishes. Use them wisely, and watch your words... Be careful what you wish for, you never know how benevolent your genie is.
• Alice: Trapped in a world where nothing makes sense, and my, my; already the number one most wanted person, dead or alive, by the ruler of the land. What could you have possibly done?
• Ariel: Dating what daddy hates, as they say. And mute to boot! Dear me, I suppose you’ll have to resort to body language, huh?
• Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.
• Belle: Muse has traded their freedom for someone else’s, and is finding themselves falling in love with their captor
• Captain Amelia: Well, if you aren’t a walking contradiction! A flexible frame and a stiff, no-nonsense attitude, you are the greatest captain to ever sail the stars.
• Captain Hook: Tick… tock. Tick… tock. The crocodile’s on its way; the way I hear it, that crocodile and your own blood are the only things you fear. But that ticking… it’s awful close isn’t it? Or are you just paranoid?
• Cinderella: For one shining moment, everything is right in the muse’s otherwise dark and miserable world, but when the spell is broken…
• Commander Roarke: You’re a crafty one. You’re on an expedition to find the greatest discovery of all… but for personal gain, of course.
• Doctor Facilier: Failure after failure, you’re in debt to the wrong sort. You have one last chance to do right and get out of your debt… or else.
• Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why don’t you show off your talents on the pole? I hear they’re a sight.
• Fix-It Felix: You seem to fix everything you touch! The trouble is you’re trapped in a broken-down dungeon. Dear me, how are you going to get out?
• Flynn Rider: How talented you are! Swift, agile, and clever, but the most wanted person in the kingdom. Maybe they won’t catch you; they never do seem to get your picture right.
• Gaston: What a prize! Good looking, strong, and beloved by all but the one you want most, and the more they shun you the more cruel you seem to become. Dear me, I should hate to be on the end of that temper. No-one says no to you, but when they do…
• Hua/Fa Mulan: Running off, disguised as the gender opposing you, posing as someone else. I admire your gallantry, but careful not to get caught, because if anyone finds out, you’ll bring death upon your head.
• Jafar: Well! You are the right-hand to a ruler (no, you silly, not a measuring stick, royalty!), but they’re an idiot. Try as you may, you just can’t usurp the throne (yet, but one day, you swear). At least you have magic.
• Jane Porter: Ah, the jungle, what a lovely place. It’s such a pity you’re completely lost in it.
• Jasmine: They say a gilded cage is still just a cage, and you would know. You should try to sneak out, but who knows what lays beyond the castle walls? It may be nothing at all, or a grand adventure. But it’s got to be worth the risk!
• Jim Hawkins: In trouble with the law as ever, rules were never really your thing. Here’s your chance, rattle the stars! You’re on a grand journey to a place far-off that only ever seemed real to you. But your crew is awful dodgy…
• Judge Claude Frollo: What a lustful thing you are, but they are very lovely. You are torn between devotion to your morals (or religion), and your passion. What will win?
• Kida: Your people are dying, but are a most peaceful lot. And then they invade, strangers, those who answer your open RP, and it’s a real mystery on if they’re good or bad. Careful now, you might kill off the help, or help the killers.
• Kuzco: Everything’s about you, isn’t it? Well, for all your arrogance, you’re turned into a very silly creature. Nothing cool, like a wolf or a fox, because that’s not a punishment. The very animal you hate the most, but luckily, not an insect.
• Lady Tremaine: Why cause physical damage when you can destroy them psychologically? And you really know how to ruin a good day, don’t you? Everyone is your servant or someone to impress. Careful you don’t speak down to someone who will make you regret it.
• Lilo: All alone and very strange, with a love for hula and an even deeper love for Elvis (he’s your idol, after all). Why not choreograph a hula to an Elvis song? Good luck getting help on that…
• Li Shang: Ah, you. Left in charge to train these idiot soldiers. Everyone is a soldier in needing of training to you, but did they send you daughters, when you so specifically asked for sons?
• Silver: You’re a cyborg, how keen. I suppose you really do give up a few things, chasing a dream. Well, it’s your lucky break: Your dream is about to come true! But… is the dream really worth the life of someone you’ve grown to care for?
• Maleficent: Snubbed to a baby shower, well, you’ll show them! You’ll curse that child, and when they get older, you’ll make sure that they die. After all, what’s the point of killing them when they’re not beloved? But you have to find them, first.
• Milo Thatch: Ah, you’re a loser. How silly. One day, you’ll prove yourself. One day, you’ll show them that you’re not crazy. And here’s your chance to prove what you’ve been saying all along! I hope they believe you.
• Mother Gothel: Goodness, you’re ancient. And those toads nicked your plant that keeps you young (well, young looking. Like I said, you’re ancient). How rude of them. Better find a way to steal back your plant before your age catches up with you.
• Nani: Your family is dead, and you’re left in charge of a very young sibling you may or may not have known you had. And they haven’t even hit the double digits. How cute. How troublesome they are, too, and you have to try and provide. Dear me…
• Naveen: Ah, to have it all. Looks, a kingdom, a palace AND a castle, servants and many lovers… except for the part where you were disinherited. At least they can’t disinherit you from your good looks and your ukulele. Prove yourself to be unselfish, though, and maybe you’ll get your inheritance back.
• Peter Pan: Goodness, you’re young. With all your first teeth! It’s a pity you never really think, and forget things so easily. And so cocky… at least you’re energetic and well-meaning (for the most part).
• Prince Adam/The Beast: Who did you make angry? You’re now a hideous beast, until you can prove that you’re really a good person (which is difficult, thanks to your short temper and that the longer you are a beast, the more your mind becomes like an animal). Time limits are a pain, aren’t they?
• Prince Charming: The one who fits this slipper… you’re smitten with the potential owner of this nifty bit of unusual footwear, you best try it on everyone in the kingdom. It never seems to fit anyone though, and you’re getting more and more desperate.
• Prince Eric: Was it a delusion? You don’t think so. You’re gonna find ‘em. And marry ‘em. Their voice is enough of a key. Your new mute friend is making it almost seems pointless to keep looking, you like them so much. But that voice… and you’re not really feeling yourself, are you?
• Prince Florian/Ferdinand/Frederick/The Prince: You’re in love, how quaint! And like many others you’re on a quest to find them (pesky loves just can’t stay found, after all…), but the way you’ve heard it, they’re dead. Best look all over those woods, I suppose…
• Prince Phillip: Ah, betrothal. It would have been all right, but that peasant you met really caught your eye. You’ll have to fight your way to where they’re imprisoned, though. It’ll be dangerous, are you prepared for that?
• Quasimodo: Goodness gracious, you’re not really a looker are you? But you have a good heart. You’ll have to convince others you’ve a good heart, because physically… well then.
• Queen Grimlhilde: Mirror mirror on the wall who is fairest of them all? Not you, apparently. Second place was never for you (vanity is a cruel thing, isn’t it?), time to kill the one who is fairer than you, I suppose (why not mar their appear- oh, all right).
• Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
• Sergeant Calhoun: A tragic backstory has made you a hard-hearted soldier. The first cut is the deepest, they say. And now you’re stuck in a world quite opposite your own, and if you die, that’s it. Best be careful, pet.
• Snow White: What on earth did you do to be hunted down? You certainly don’t know.
• Tarzan: You look as if you’ve never seen another of your own race before (and… you haven’t). Strangers like me indeed (well, like you). Two worlds collide as you meet another of your own race, who was raised as your own race commonly has been, while you… were rather oppositely so.
• Tiana: Hard work and no play… well you get the idea. No-nonsense and no-fun allowed with you; you haven’t the time. Work, work, work, and no help needed.
• Ursula: Well, exact words are a game you love. You’ve got powerful magic on your side, after all. Why bother playing fair? Fair is for the good, and you? Well, good is no fun.
• Vanellope: Nobody in your life seems to like you, and you’re quite lonely. All you really want is a friend, and a friend, moreover, who will help you attain that unattainable goal everyone says you will never reach: Winning that race.
• Wendy Darling: Everything out to get you, you really ought to stop making people jealous. One of these times, they’ll actually kill you. At least you’re a good storyteller and parental figure.
• Wreck-It Ralph: Nobody appreciates you, and you’re quite sick of it. You’re on a quest to find your destiny or whatever. I hope it goes well, but it’s gonna be a bit dangerous.
• Yzma: Egads, you’re an ancient thing. I think there are dinosaurs are younger than you. At least you think you’re a stunner, that’s what counts. But you didn’t like being betrayed for no real reason, and you’re going to get vengeance with a brilliant, brilliant plan.

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Magic Anons! [Anon specifies time for all of these]

• Hot Lips: Aren't you the yummiest thing? Everybody who comes into your askbox finds themselves suddenly wanting to kiss you!
• The Emperor: You are convinced you have some fantastic new clothes. In fact, you are completely naked, and you just can't see it. Everyone else can, though!
• Social Pariah: Oh dear. You have an aura of repulsion around you which means your friends, lovers, and enemies find themselves unable to bear being near you for long.
• Rumour Has It!: Psst, have you heard that one about....? You might not have, but everyone else has heard a bunch of delicious rumours about you. If you're particularly unfortunate, they may even have reached the news. Anon specifies the rumour.
• In Heat: Someone's a little bit *needy*. Actually, you're so overcome with lust that you really, really need something to happen. Like, right now. And you'll whine pitifully until you get it.
• Howl: You are now a werewolf, and sugar, it's full moon. Have fun with that.
• Sensory Deprivation: You've just lost one of your five senses. Oh no! Anon specifies which you lose.
• Freaky Friday: You just swapped bodies with one of your friends! Anon specifies who.
• Walking Dead: It's the zombie apocalypse. You've just been thrown head first into it. Friends/followers of yours can join in too, if they want!
• Sick: Oh dear, you're a little bit poorly with ------ [anon specifies]. Rest up, and get cuddles and chicken soup!
• The Stork Has Come: Congratulations! You have a bundle of joy on the way!
• Arrow of Cupid: You suddenly fall head over heels in love with whomever the anon specifies.
• Duck: Guess what you've just been turned into. Quack, quack!
• The Chosen One: You are suddenly the hero of a famous book or film. Worse, you still think you look like you, but everyone else sees *them* instead.
• Let's Dance: You suddenly can't stop dancing. Worse, your dance moves look like your parents doing the macarena in 1999.
• Blades at Dawn: Oh dear, you suddenly are filled with a desire to fight with everyone you meet!
• Real Bad Things: You wake up after some time of excruciating pain to find yourself thirsting for something which sure as hell ain't water. Yep, you're now a fanged denizen of the night. If you were already a vampire, you're now a vampire hunter instead.
• Thirteen, Going On...: Oh no, you're now thirteen again. Enjoy your renewed youth!
• Violet, Sebastian: Whatever your gender is, you're now something else.
• With a Smile and a Song: Yes, you're now a Disney Princess. No matter what your gender was before.
• Mutant and Proud: You're now a mutant. Anon specifies what your power is...and who you work for.
• Hail to the King: You now think you're the Ruler of your country. Nobody else agrees with you, understandably.
• He's Gone: In an alternate universe, they're dead. Gone forever. Anon specifies who.
• The Unsub: You suddenly have unholy rage, a score to settle, and a weapon to do it with.
• Bibbity, bobbity, boo!: You're suddenly the Fairy Godmother/Father to your friends, able to grant their wishes.
• Don't Stop Believin': You suddenly think you're in Glee, and keep breaking into song. Watch out for those slushies! If you really are in Glee, you're now Sue Sylvester.
• Purple Fingernails: A china doll is following you around...and they're getting creepier. Are you scared yet?
• Mad Man With a Box: Guess who you are for a day? If you already are the Doctor, then you're now a different version of yourself. Anon specifies which version you are.
• You Need a Hug or Something?: You suddenly want to give hugs to everyone you meet. Regardless of whether you know and like them or not.

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we-crazy-teens asked: ((Gah stupid tumblr...I think it just ate my ask...didn't see any "ask has been submitted" messages...)) hey Henry! How was New Years? Was it good? Did you party hard?

((Yes well it didn’t feel like telling me about this one either… Tumblr, What are you doing??)) New Years was great, and I partied as hard as is possible with a new born. (Which isn’t very hard on the grandparents to frat boy scale).